Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
by NashDiggity January 21, 2012
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Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy
Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old
by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025
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Matt Yamagata Disease

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!
by CD Smasher February 06, 2020
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mike disease

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)
Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe
by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022
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Middle Class Disease

An irritating, socially transmitted condition of petulance, loathing, and in some cases guilt caused by a comfortable, middle class upbringing. Also sometimes referred to as "MCD" or "McD"
Have you ever noticed that most communists and socialists throughout history have a severe case of middle class disease?
by S. Anthony February 17, 2016
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Curley Sue Disease

An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny, people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.
Person 1: why is that Price Chopper cashier throwing a temper tantrum?

Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 31, 2023
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Chuy Disease

French humourous slang used to depict a nice, ethereal, hyped state of being. Usually happens when you're close to a Chuy enlightened person, yet not a real disease.

You'll absolutly love to catch it!
Cool person 1 : Man, I think I got the Chuy disease, I feel so refreshed!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Wait, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!
by Tand33 April 07, 2021
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