dinglez

Common midwestern net parlance, dinglez (or teh dinglez, properly) is a multifaceted word, which has a malleable meaning depending on usage and inflection of the individual uttering or typing the word. Most common intended use for the word would be a declaration of happiness, or a seal of approval being stamped upon something (ie the shit, awesome)- whether truthfully or facetiously.

Did you hear about the store on the corner selling Mickey's grenades now? That shit is teh dinglez.
Hey, Chase! Your hair makes me think one thing... dinglezLOL.

by dankpelt September 13, 2008

dinghole

The combination of a dingbat and an asshole

Andrew Cunningham sure is a dinghole

by Bowstaff February 1, 2008

Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

skippy dinglechalk

EA SPORTS ITS IN THE MICROTRANSACTIONS

I must carry on the skippy dinglechalk legacy

by *ALI-A INTRO* September 19, 2018

Dingelberries

1: a little piece of shit that is stuck in your cracck, stuck on ass hairs.

2: shit

nasty, hes got dingelberries hangin out of his pants from his ass.

by rennard skynnard February 24, 2008

dingle net

The end product after a prolonged period of wet farting where the fart juice dries into a crust mixed with the butthairs, creating a net-like quagmire.

Jesus! I just took a shit and it ripped through my dingle net! My cornhole is sorer than a motherfucker!

by Bill B. July 4, 2005

Dinges

A thing, thingamabob, whatzit, whatchamacallit or whatsizname

When is dinges coming around?

by Panatlantica January 26, 2009