dead letterbox 

Where a letter ends up when it is undelieverable, by postal definition], the dead letterbox.

I can't deliever this letter so stick it in the dead letterbox.

dead letterbox by mspenguin November 1, 2006

dead man's kiss 

a kiss in which a man holds his mouth on the other recipient for an unnecessary amount of time

"He gave me a dead man's kiss for 7 hours straight and now I am pruneish!"

dead man's kiss by ubuyv May 19, 2007

dead baby seal 

it happens when you divide by zero

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.

dead baby seal by godofbc January 20, 2011

Dead Grip 

When you put your hand under freezing water untill its goes numb, then turn you hand upside down and jack off,

yo did you dead grip it ?

Dead Grip by denzel124534 January 24, 2011

dead hedgehog 

the appearance of a womens pubic hair after it has been left to grow over a period of time.

Person 1: "I shagged her last night"

Person 2: "What was her fanny like?"

Person 1: "It was like a dead hedgehog"

dead hedgehog by MK DONS February 24, 2011

dead brick 

The worst fucking personality you could possibly have.

Billy: MAN that girl is hot
Bob: yeah dude but she got the personality of a dead brick

dead brick by Jaquannn July 4, 2014

dead a 

No ass

"Look at that white chick, she has no ass."
"So she is dead a dead of ass?"

dead a by Xxxxxx69PussySlaya69Xxxxxxx April 10, 2017