dumb ass fuck

Someone who can't hear properly in a cafeteria.

"You dumb ass fuck,"

by totallynottatum December 10, 2019

DUMB FUCK

dumb-head
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Homer
Definitions include: a simple minded person, never cognizant of the world around them; MORON.
dumb bunny
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
numptie
Definitions include: A fool or idiot.
pud-whack
Definitions include: a stupid person.
mule head
Definitions include: MORAN, someone stupid .
dildo
Definitions include: a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
muppet
Definitions include: an idiotic or incompetent person.
lunkhead
Definitions include: a very unintelligent person.
dumbf*ck
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
jughead
Definitions include: a fool.
snapperhead
Definitions include: an idiot.
Quayle
Definitions include: stupid or dumb.
stoopid
Definitions include: spelling of stupid.
cherries
Definitions include: stupid. (also used as grapes).

DUMB FUCK

by mennäperille December 18, 2019

dumb

dumb is a word used to name someone like you for searching dumb on the urban dictionary.

dumb

by handle without no handle bars December 23, 2019

dumb

smol brain

people who think baby yoda should be meme of the deacade are dumb

by please help me, i don't know December 28, 2019

Dumb Blonde

A phrase created and mainly used by brunettes and gingers who got fed up with blondes 'stealing' their men.

"My husband won't stop looking at that woman. What a dumb blonde."

by JackyKelly December 28, 2019

dumb dip

A momentary lapse of intelligence. Even the smartest people are hovering above "the dumb" most of the time, and when intelligence lapses, they "dip into the dumb" - hopefully not for very long, before they recover and pull out of the dumb.

Not to be confused with a memory lapse, as dumb dips involve people with their mental faculties fully in tact.

"Did you see that guy on Jeopardy last night? He was doing so amazing but made the dumbest mistake on Final Jeopardy and lost everything. That was a very costly dumb dip!"

by brian b. brian December 29, 2019

Dumb Shit

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".

"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."

by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019