Family Day 

A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

Family Day by wr36 February 16, 2009

Gamer day 

from when you wake up to when you go to bed

my gamer day is 3 of your days

Gamer day by fuzzy911rs April 9, 2009

Slurpee Day

The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!

Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!

Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!

Slurpee Day by DictionaryRandomSurfer July 9, 2009

Joke Day 

The name givin to any day that is horribly wrong. This may be because of a ridiculous event, that you don't want to believe happened.

"did you hear that Michael Jackson died?!"

"yeah, today is definately joke day."

Joke Day by Tittiezzz December 24, 2009

snaux day 

A faux snow day; A day in which one is not required to commute to work, but still must work from home.

Snaux days are such a letdown.
I got so much work done during the snaux day.

snaux day by _Fitz_ February 11, 2010

rainy day savings 

Saving up for a critical time.

My mother tried to impose rainy day savings in order to pay for my older brother's university tuition.

rainy day savings by BLooCheeeese February 15, 2010

cunt day 

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)

Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.

cunt day by baddboyy October 15, 2011