FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.
by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020
by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020
by Daddy Dearest (FNF) April 27, 2021
He was a substitute in our highschool for many years. His name was Mr. Reid but he looks like Kyle so that is how he got the name. After the first time he accepted the fact that he was Kyle's father. But on October, 15 he left our school for Huston, Texas. He will be greatly missed.
by Fbi_Van October 16, 2019
A rip-off japanese Super Mario game which uses assets from several other games and has the title 7 Grand Dad. Made populair by a youtuber in recent history after which it became a meme unknown by most {normie}s
by guitesnuit December 07, 2016
A person with the figure of a middle aged father, commonly with a beer gut. This may also include poorly kept facial hair.
by Heating ice for water June 10, 2015
by stoniebologna November 29, 2011