rad dad bod

A person with the figure of a middle aged father, commonly with a beer gut. This may also include poorly kept facial hair.

Sure you'll work out. Dad you've had a rad dad bod for years and that won't change.

by Heating ice for water June 11, 2015

ur dad lesbian

a response to someone saying "ur mom gay"

guy 1: "ur mom gay" guy 2: "ur dad lesbian

by Upgrades, people, upgrades January 24, 2020

Jacks Hot Dad

A really hot fat man who owns a tech company

Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad

by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020

Dead Beat Dad

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.

I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.

by Fred McBride May 22, 2021

Dad Battler (FNF)

A Dad Battler is a person who competitively plays Dad Battle on Friday Night Funkin' or Roblox FNF.

Hey bro I'm a Dad Battler (FNF).

by Daddy Dearest (FNF) April 27, 2021

Plant Dad

People who live in an actual jungle, most likely a democrat and gay. If they're British they'd vote for the Green Party. Some of them are phoney fakes tho, imagine have to get artificial plants instead of real ones 🤮

"omg look at my room, im literally a plant dad lol"

by not a plant dad December 6, 2021

Dead beat dad

A cigarette that you let burn down to the filter without smoking or ashing it.

hey man you treatin your cig like a dead beat dad treats his children

by stoniebologna November 29, 2011