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fairweather coffee friend

Someone in a coffee club who drinks coffee when it suits them but only drinks tea when he or she doesn't want to make coffee for the rest of the group.
Emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn't hesitate to drink coffee from time to time.
by C713 October 2, 2010
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Coffee

One that is coughed upon.
I have coughed on you, you are now a coffee.
by Andrew Cham July 21, 2008
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Cup of coffee

A British swear word that means fuck off. for example the referees in world cup were told to learn the new British swear words. When you say have a cup of coffee it means fuck off.
Wayne: Say have a cup of coffee loud as if you are angry.
Wayne: Thats brilliant its sounds if i am saying *********
by IOSS June 19, 2010
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vietnamese coffee

A sexual position as to where the female is laying on the edge of the bed and her legs are hanging off, and she's gettin' it from the dude who's standing on the floor infront of her.
"AWW YEEAH.. Guess who's going out for some Vietnamese Coffee tonight!!!"
by Pustullio April 30, 2006
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Coffey522

Also known as coffeychicken, a Coffey522 is a latte loving, metallic compound poo'ing, friendly mouse friend. To pull a Coffey522 you have to be awesome, pro, and love lattes.
(rwosie) COFFEY522 OMG YOUR SO COOL =DDDDDDDD
(Coffey522) Tell me something I don't know.
by rwosiemouse December 1, 2009
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Coffeehouse

Often found in large cities such as Boston and New York. Mostly college students who are into something such as, Art, Music, Writing, Literature, etc. Found riding bikes around the city, drinking coffee from a local coffeshop. Listen to bands that sound like Nevershoutnever! and other acoustic type bands. Like to wear vnecks, skinny straight jeans, vans, peacoats, and shop at places like Urban Outfitters and American Apparrel.
That guy over there riding his bike to class is so coffeehouse.
by NAHHHHWAITYAAAAHH November 10, 2010
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Crack Coffee

Coffee made from Instant Coffee. The coffee is refined down to smaller hard bits easier to consume and cheaper than regular coffee. Cocaine is refined down to Crack hence Crack Coffee
You made that coffee really quickly" " Ya I made some Crack Coffee instead, the coffee machine is broken.
by Rhino stenographer May 31, 2010
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