Coffee made from Instant Coffee. The coffee is refined down to smaller hard bits easier to consume and cheaper than regular coffee. Cocaine is refined down to Crack hence Crack Coffee
You made that coffee really quickly" " Ya I made some Crack Coffee instead, the coffee machine is broken.
by Rhino stenographer May 31, 2010
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A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 26, 2016
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Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019
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