chocolate teabag

similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you shit and whipe your ass towards your balls so you can get the "chocolate" with the tea bag

Ryan passed out, so i chocolate tea bagged him...he loves chocolate teabags

by ggrrrrrraassshopppperrrrrrr January 12, 2009

Chocolate wine

The act of consuming discharge following anal intercourse.

Oh Honey, your chocolate wine tastes heavenly!

by Lover Blubber July 10, 2010

the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009

Chocolate Breakfast

Waking your partner from sleep in the morning by licking their asshole.

I was too nervous to propose analingus to Jeanette, so I went out on a limb and surprised her with a little chocolate breakfast this morning.

by Dreadful Great March 27, 2010

digging for chocolate

the process of scratching your butt-crack or reaching into your butt crack to pull out your underwear

friend sees other friend scratching their butt "Bro, you digging for chocolate back there or what?"

by turkeyfeast123 June 24, 2018

Chocolate milk

It’s milk that comes from brown cows retard

I shot a cow in the head with chocolate milk

by Chocolate milk retard October 17, 2019

Chocolate Growler

A really dirty unwashed minge

Oh man! I saw Bev's minge the other day, it was so dirty it looked like a chocolate growler!

by ClumsyChuff January 5, 2008