wv credit card

Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.

Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!

by jlujan69 April 15, 2020

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Uno reverse card

The best comeback for literally anything

Hi
Uno reverse card
Wait wha-

by Byecryfrenchfry April 16, 2020

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Reverse uno card

the most powerful card ever to be created. this can be used in ANY argument.

even in the most serious moments. nothing can beat it, besides the second most powerful one..the two words..."No u"
it scares me, just typing it.

Katie: "I'm taking the kids!"

Jack: *pulls out a uno reverse card*
Katie: "NOOOOO"
See what i mean? the reverse uno card can be used in the most serious moments.

by _fuzzy._.worm_ February 21, 2020

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Card Roulette

Card roulette. Usually played at restaurants, shopping centres, or supermarkets where a group of 2+ people cannot choose who has to pay, instead of quarrelling they ask the waiter/waitress, person behind the counter etc to pick a card, whoever’s card is picked has to pay.

“I don’t want to pay either! Why don’t we just do card roulette?”

by definitionzzzz February 26, 2020

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...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

by kubik2233 March 1, 2020

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