1. Nude western porno that involves europeans and elephants in the nude.
2. When the indian's found out that the cows being brought to the west....were trully used in ancient british porn preformed live for the queen's and king's delight.
3. When males of the human species get crabs they start scratching and the balls start attacking each other like the settlers and the indians.
2. When the indian's found out that the cows being brought to the west....were trully used in ancient british porn preformed live for the queen's and king's delight.
3. When males of the human species get crabs they start scratching and the balls start attacking each other like the settlers and the indians.
1. Hey the europeans brought the elephants....lets go watch buffalo bill's wild west show.
2. Hey Bob, r u watching this.....it's like Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show....and im the live entertainment.....my twig and berries are in the cow!
3. I HATE BUFFALO BILL'S WILD WEST SHOW.....damn crabs...pesky lil things crawl in your pants and wont leave...and my guns are running out of amo.
2. Hey Bob, r u watching this.....it's like Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show....and im the live entertainment.....my twig and berries are in the cow!
3. I HATE BUFFALO BILL'S WILD WEST SHOW.....damn crabs...pesky lil things crawl in your pants and wont leave...and my guns are running out of amo.
by Susan Crabgrass December 02, 2006
A cheese sandwich that pairs most excellently with watching the Bill and Ted series.
Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles
Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.
Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.
Enjoy!
Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles
Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.
Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.
Enjoy!
I’ll be god damned if I don’t eat a mother fucking Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich every time I watch Bill and Ted!
by FreeGuitarLessons August 28, 2020
A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 11, 2010
by Ever-D September 23, 2013
pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.
there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants
by Woody Thomas May 06, 2006
by Lucy Parvin May 24, 2008