One Job!

1) When you are like... asked to like... do it... then you @*#$%! it up.
2) When you have like... one job... duh.

1) You had one job Mike! One Job!
2) I kinda think you should know how this is used in a sentence

by Eddy Wally January 4, 2016

Face Ones

Slang for a fight on Facebook. Comes from the slang "Throw the ones" (Slang for two people to square off and fight). The 'Face Ones' is basically an arguement in which neither side will actually get hurt, it's more or less just people having an online fight.

--------------------Conversation in a Status-----------------------
Luis: That is a lovely vase you have there.
Richard: lol Luis you're such a fag, looking at vases and shit
Luis: What nigga!? I'll fight you!
Richard: Yeah right you little punk ass bitch!
Cody: Oh Jeez they're throwing the FACE ONES again.

by CMTOTHEZ August 20, 2011

strap one on

(For lesbians) To put on a strap-on dildo for either porking or packing purposes.

Hurry up and strap one on, bitch! I'm dying for a slam!
or
If we're going out tonight then wait a minute while I strap one on- I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea if they grope me.

by gunslinger May 22, 2006

Rule One

Literal translation is 'don't be a pussy'. Most often used when berating someone with 'you forgot rule one' implying that if one has forgotten rule one then they're indeed a pussy.

Dan: I'm a little tired, my boots are chaffing and the wind is blowing in the wrong direction.
Gora: You're in violation of rule one. Get over that kicker.

by Dangleburt Humpledink August 6, 2010

Masia One

from Toronto
Female Singaporean Rapper

probably the best female rapper i ever heard www.masiaone.com

by Dong Woo November 28, 2004

Number One!

When something is amazingly awesome, parcticly too awesoem to think aobut, so you say its Number one!
Apose to it being number two, meaning the same thing as the bathroom associated thing.

"Rico, this thing is NUMBER ON!"
"Thanks, man. This is Number One!"

by DieWeak73 March 18, 2008

No one cares

You and your love life,"no one cares " mainly because you're not loved

No one cares about you

by Pornhub...cummmmm September 28, 2018