Bed dancing

Bed Dancing is when you wake up and your alarm goes off and you wiggle around horizontally in your bed dancing to whatever song comes on.

I told my girlfriend that I vogued to Madonna bed dancing this morning. Lol

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025

Bed or bag

Ultimatum on a night out where one member of the group is drunk and tired, expressing the need to either go home or buy cocaine to stay out

“We should probably drink up, we need to head to the club at 10”
“Bed or bag bed or bag”

by resilientpaper8 November 25, 2025

in bed with

When a company collaborates with another company to make a product that has never existed before

Remember when Lumine Studio was in bed with Marvel to make the Indonesian movie similar to 'Ant-Man: Quantumania' titled 'Legend of Gatotkaca', launched on Friday, February 10th 2023?

by Emotional Cruiser November 27, 2025

Fucker in bed

Someone who loves a good lie in. Even on weekdays when they should be working!

The Ray meister in bed again all morning.

“He’s a fucker in bed, put him on the in bed tier list”

by Cheesy545 December 2, 2025

to hit the bed and clouds

to go to bed with the intent to fall asleep almost immediately and start dreaming and recycling emotional experiences.

I'm so tired now, it's time to hit the bed and clouds.

I've been through so much today, I really need to hit the bed and clouds.

by TeddyLva December 16, 2025

bed crystal

a pebble-like crusty substance with a sticky surface, formed from many years of built-up unwashed mattress scum, reaching its final form through vigorous movement. This is typically located between the mattress and bed sheet

Haven't scrubbed my mattress in a few years now, better check for those bed crystals

by mattress lover January 4, 2026

bed bed

Bed bed refers to when somebody goes to bed and doesn’t wake up, or basically just dies. This can be used to say somebody has died or somebody will die and is most commonly used when somebody is making a joke because of the informality of it but can be used formally.

Example 1, formal:

“My grandma went bed bed last night :(“

“Oh I’m sorry :(“

“Yeah :((“

Example 2, informal:

“I think a Victorian child would go bed bed if they heard modern music haha.”

by cam cam the man man September 17, 2023