Living Sansjob

A blowjob given to a receiver by a living skeleton, usually reanimated by a mage or warlock.

Hey did you hear John went to Louisiana to get a Living Sansjob?

Oh fuck again?

by sansjobboy69 October 01, 2020

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

Live In Excess

Miraculously the single greatest phrase ever created, created by the single greatest man ever created (no not by god; created by a little miracle some people call s*x or int*rcourse) to sum up the indubious eventual aim of the beautifully beautifying human condition -

to "LIVE IN EXCESS"

"Uhhh I'm not sure if I'm gonna go to the party man"
"What is up with you dude? Have you forgotten to LIVE IN EXCESS?"
"Of course. I'm sorry bro, I lost myself for a second there. I gotta follow the teachings of the legendary AVW"

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022

Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

kiko live

Kiko Live is an amazing genie who grants all your shopping wishes and provides you with reward coins for watching, sharing, and liking videos through which you can redeem your favourite products at no cost.

You are fortunate if you have Kiko Live in your life.
In a world full of heartbreak, I hope to meet someone like Kiko Genie who will grant all of my wishes.

by Kiko Live November 29, 2021

Living Failure

Citric

Citirc is what I am a living failure

by Rikamonka November 02, 2022

room to live

A cheesy video you have to watch in driver's ed about people that didn't wear their seatbelts. It's so old you can see the camera guy's cigarette smoke floating up!

Steph: Man that "Room to Live" video was cheesy.

Tanya: yeah that video was pretty ridiculous.

by MeTheTree December 09, 2006