Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology

I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard

by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020

finsta tards

the most amazing instagram on the whole site. they make everything better and if your not following finsta.tards idk what your thinking

have you seen the #lit post finsta tards posted?
finsta tards is #betterthanyou

by a saucer in a near by boat 🚣‍♀️ April 23, 2018

Tard

A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.

"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer

by Elvira of the dark August 29, 2011

R-Tard

likes dick in every hole his his body and constantly trys to suck his own cock. he would even be the person to try to stick his own dick in his ass. you know, if it was eve close to big enough.

Levi: wow what an R-Tard

by Ldaniel2006 April 7, 2022

tard

a person doing something annoying or stupid

look at that tard

by ian1179 January 14, 2009

Tard

To airy rectified drumstick
The act of not listening to someones side of the story

Twonk is a tard

by Wumaxon August 9, 2023

Corn-tard

An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.

Expand your diet, you're turning into an American corn-tard.

by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025