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I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Posts we do not see.
Always remember
I love u for eternity

Smiles we do not see.
Always remember…
You have a million waiting from me…

A touch we do not feel.
Always remember…
One day all of the dreams will be real!!!
by a dream and 💔 March 7, 2024
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I Stroke My Pickle

"Totally real" famous lime from JJK where Gojo is standing looking up at the sky while he screams I stroke my pickle do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do
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I am

You know your half-jew kids aren't going to cook evenly, right? You'll stick them in the even and they're going to end up looking like fused Zamasu.
Hym "I am. I am listening. You're a piece of shit."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
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I won the hair

it's said by Algerians to express that they did not win anything, since hair is nothing to them.
Moh: Hey Kader did you win in lottery ?
Kader: Yes, I won the hair!
by zrazra September 11, 2023
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《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》An《¤》Addict《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》An《¤》Addict《¤》
by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025
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Throwing up I love you

People who throw up ilys are raging homosexuals and do this 24/7 to tell everyone they want to kiss other men.
Hey he’s throwing up I love you he must like guys
by Small ass mofo October 9, 2022
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