Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

by Oofnun September 1, 2010

ima run a train on your ass

A threat that has sexual implications. Where a group of men gang up on one guy and fuck his ass as a train/tag team. Often resulting in severe bleeding and bruising.

Ima get the bois and ima run a train on your ass.

by Fact man May 9, 2018

gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.

someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night

by randompersonwithinternet January 13, 2022

1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS

A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.

Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."

Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."

by Silvermold November 21, 2011

Fucking big ass mother fucker

Opera is the only Person in the world who's truly a fucking big ass mother fucker. She's black and flat, so that's true fucking big ass mother fucker.

Opera is a fucking big ass mother fucker

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

do ur mom in the ass

where u say a joke about somebody else is mom

hey jim, i did ur mom in the ass the other day

by shithead jones May 20, 2003

dirty ass pirate hooker

so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.

That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.

by Albert Henneman January 15, 2008