shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018

Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014

Eat shit and die

When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"

You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?

by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

Plumber's shit

When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.

"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."

by Fry January 23, 2017

Shit Cunt

Lewis Lovecock

Oi Shit Cunt

by Tosspots Unite November 7, 2019

terror shit

When you need to shit so bad you scream, but nothing comes out and you're left constipated and alone.

I heard screams from the bathroom, someone just had a terror shit.

by JJJasuid November 30, 2017