can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

I

The word that girls and women use the most, used to address themselves, followed by something not purely sexual or fetishistic in nature

I'm a woman and I'm tired of men objectifying me.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 January 17, 2025

Skrotten i Protten

A sexual act, includes at least two people.

One person fills their belly button with a dip of any choice, another person then proceeds to eat the dip off said persons stomach.

My parents were out of town, so I invited my friends over for some Skrotten i Protten.

Person 1: "Yo dude, do you have any salsa"?
Person 2: "Nah Bro, *hu hum* my girlfriend and I did some crazy Skrotten i Protten last night"
Person 1: "Dang dude, do you have creme fraiché by any chance"? *hu hum*

by Quassi the slippery snake September 3, 2017

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020