tap your jug

Put the jug on when someone asks for a hot drink such as a coffee or a tea

Hey mum I will go tap your jug

by Olivetreeee July 14, 2023

your mother

a milf

“everyone loves your mother”

by your mothers wife July 14, 2023

National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023

in your mom

I am currently fucking your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD

by Avlixn July 19, 2023

Rifled your trifle

Annoyed you or pissed you off.

When someone looks angry, you would enquire "what's rifled your trifle?".
When something is irritating you, you might exclaim "This is really rifling my trifle".
Similar too, but not the same as trifle rifle

by Bad News Barry July 19, 2023

Your mom

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is.
Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.

"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale."
"Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."

by Carrot135 July 20, 2023

Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023