sofia my bb

sofia,i love you. more than anakin loves padme. don’t blame me,love made me crazy sugar lips🥺🥺🥺🥺

me:sofia my bb is so fine
annoying person:ikr
me:STFU THEYRE MINE FOREVER RAWR

by from your lover lillie June 16, 2022

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Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

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my shayla

your pookie. your bestie. your will to live! they make you go awwwww just by looking at them, they’re the cutest little thing❤️ can be used as a greeting, a noun, etc

“Awww MY SHAYLA!!!”
“You’re my shayla.”
“My shayla is the cutest person i’ve ever seen.”

by zcsaa23 February 7, 2025

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spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

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oh my knob

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.

"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018

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