eat my entire dick and ass

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha

me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no

Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 14, 2018

Get your ass over here

When someone says “Get your ass over here”, you don’t just see a butt there, you are there. In short, your ass is you.

Mother: Timmy, you better get your ass over here
*timmy goes to his mother*

by unknownchildslave October 1, 2020

flaming lesbian ass clown

A person of lower mental capacity who also happens to engage in homosexual love or buttfucking.

"hey warren, mitch is such a flaming lesbian ass clown. I cant belive he tried to have sex with scott."

by seankelley January 9, 2009

Beat The Breaks Off Your Ass

1. To beat the shit out of someone.

2. To fuck the shit out of someone.

1. Keep talking that shit homie and I'll beat the breaks off your ass.

2. Girl, lets go back to my crib, so I can get beat the breaks off your ass.

by drew251 February 21, 2009

National Grab Dat Ass Day

on april 17th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

I grabbed her ass on national grab dat ass day!

by National Days Inc. May 27, 2018

How 'bout that fo' yo' ass

Another way of saying "how do you like them apples."

Phillip: Ew! Why are you eating that beef jerky?
Steven: Well, it tastes good and I'm hungry. So how 'bout that fo' yo' ass?

by StevoPotPie July 6, 2010

I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010