Shit Scrolling

Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.

My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.

by RRRL October 19, 2020

Shit it in

Easy do it

Oh, you'll shit it in mate.

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.

P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”

by Thimithy October 20, 2020

Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.

P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”

by Thimithy October 20, 2020

shit-lett

see above

(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003

Get it and Shit it

Term used for fast food joints that give you the shits

Frank: Man , I'm starving!
George: Lets stop at the Get it and Shit it!

by BurritoBrownie September 17, 2012

flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.

bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....

by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012