National grab ass day

April 29th and 30th is the new national grab ass days! Have fun!

Wow I get to grab ass cause its national grab ass day

by Nationalday21 May 31, 2018

federal pound me in the ass prison

A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space

by Stavr0 November 19, 2003

getting their asses handed to them

When a non-descript group of two or more individuals are riddled with machine gun bullets.

The imitators/impersonators are getting their asses handed to them by Gs.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

You're breeding a scab on your ass

Doing somthing that is likely to result in getting your butt wipped with a stick or belt to the point of developing blisters.

You know little Johnny, you're breeding a scab on your ass by not get your home work done.

by Kenneth Hamby February 23, 2009

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

pack sand up your ass

The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.

Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.

by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017

Shove it up your ugly ass.

Exactly what it sounds like

Hey! go "shove it up your ugly ass."

by spiritual ass August 3, 2017