I am a jelly bean
by bigfatgaywhore December 23, 2018
by Poetlaureate February 17, 2022
When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.
Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"
by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013
When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”
Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit
It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front
It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front
by sugarmelon September 8, 2021
Slippery stuff you can get fun with, such as massage oils and gels. Not to be confused with lubricants.
by rkatherine January 7, 2018
Jelly James is a horrid bird who will steal and eat your jelly. He is an absolute bitch who only cares about himself and jelly.
Don't eat aeroplane jelly outside. He will
come.…
Don't eat aeroplane jelly outside. He will
come.…
AAAAHHHHHH!!!! IT'S JELLY JAMES THE BITCH. RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
I gave her a jelly jiggle.
I consider myself to be a jelly jiggler.
I watched as I made her jelly jiggle.
I consider myself to be a jelly jiggler.
I watched as I made her jelly jiggle.
by Canidoiy September 27, 2017