Comedian: hey girl you gonna give someone cooties with that dress. Girls's husband: shut up before I Will Smith your ass!
by stainless67 March 28, 2022

One of most common, white, generic names ever, especially in the recent past. Often used as a name in word problems and telemarketers probably use it to practice their spiels or people can use it to denote just anyone, kind of like “John Doe.”
Aw man! The Jones took up half of the whites pages in the phone book and the rest was Smiths back in the day.
by Jaksanz July 7, 2020

by Moldy Alien July 7, 2022

by pussylickrs November 21, 2016

a fucking slag who shags there friends exes and makes there friends suicidal cus she a sket who’s got nothing better to do
by suck ur mum😁😁 November 25, 2019

by Dudusdaboi February 6, 2019

Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.
Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”
by SeggsHaver3000 January 25, 2022
