skunk water

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018

Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

dike water

In human terms, a dike is a long narrow hole dug into to divert water. In lesbionic terms, when a lesbian, especially a Bulldyke, has another person (drink the water), or in laywoman's terms, charms another to let her dig into that hole... and flick that bean in the process of course.

In the hot sun, two prisoners in orange jumpsuits dig a trench. BEANIE: "Gosh it's so hot. I'm sweaty and wet all over." BULLDYKE: "Wet is good. Even better when we get into that long narrow hole ." BEANIE: "It sounds like you just served up a hot glass of dike water." BULLDYKE: "Busted... again." Bulldyke laughs, snorts, burps, then farts.

by Terio Marin June 10, 2016

Water hopper

Mexicans who jump over the Gulf of Mexico in search of freedom in sunny Florida.

"Hey Jim did you see that water hopper at the beach?"
"Yes what jumping talents!"

by Sandy cheeks May 1, 2014

Dirty Water

When you and your partner are having a romantic night under the bridge and a homeless shows up to see the show and both of you invite him/her to join in the fun.

Sofia and I were having some good old fun under the bridge when He showed up, what else to do but to have some dirty water !

by Mr Gates12 March 11, 2020

Climbing On Water

When you're very low in mood but in 1 second you're high in mood.

Yesterday i was climbing on water it was very hard.

by Gabben June 2, 2017

Water balloon

Tugging on nipples making the jiggly breast move as if you were pinching the knot of the water ballon shaking it.

My nipples are sore, please don’t water balloon me tonight.

by WTerbaloon November 27, 2019