Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary by UrbanDictionaryBlowsDonkeyToes October 30, 2009
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Urban Dictionary by SkippyMcGill February 19, 2010
Urban Dictionary
The dictionary of Seinfeld-isms. Like in the show Seinfeld there was a word or phrase for events or actions or traits
Jerry- Did you hear I'm writing a book
George- Yea, Urban Dictionary. It's a book of the words you use to replace an event or something else.
George- Yea, Urban Dictionary. It's a book of the words you use to replace an event or something else.
Urban Dictionary by i-am-sam-sam-i-am January 18, 2011
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urban dictionary by CAPTAIN LOOPYHEAD January 26, 2011
urban dictionary
A no-account ("nocount"), imaginary (online) place where anyone with 1/4 (a fourth, to numerologists) of a brain, a keypad and Internet connection can seek social approval (glory or fame), while attempting to provide accurate meanings for newly coined or preexisting words and phrases--usually slang and colloquial terms.
These posts are usually laced with "attitude"--a typically urban street-strutting, in-your-face, fuck-you-if-I-care way of writing, talking and shouting (IF POSTED IN ALL CAPS).
Users who post definitions may achieve a good laugh or widespread understanding of the term defined.
A pathetic few achieve mere mockery--or full-on, pee-soaked, mind-fucked embarrassment due to lack of intelligence, drunken/drugged posting or being beat on by drunk, high or FUBAR people while posting.
The worst results come from vague definitions, meandering prose posing as erudition, atrocious spelling (a troll! shush spelan), and Palinesque examples that fit like a trout wearing Spanx.
These posts are usually laced with "attitude"--a typically urban street-strutting, in-your-face, fuck-you-if-I-care way of writing, talking and shouting (IF POSTED IN ALL CAPS).
Users who post definitions may achieve a good laugh or widespread understanding of the term defined.
A pathetic few achieve mere mockery--or full-on, pee-soaked, mind-fucked embarrassment due to lack of intelligence, drunken/drugged posting or being beat on by drunk, high or FUBAR people while posting.
The worst results come from vague definitions, meandering prose posing as erudition, atrocious spelling (a troll! shush spelan), and Palinesque examples that fit like a trout wearing Spanx.
Dude 1: Whuut? I yoou dndt spal thet kerrectleee? Duuude, i aws wayyyy hi men!
Dude 2: Posed it ta erbin dikstinary. Iy was drunky to.
Dude 1: Hay whaddas SUCK rilly mean like rily i nvr got nun on my dkc.
Dude 2: Gitta dam hadn offmy nek U LLLOOOOOSER hay Put er ggogllookorp on ubann DIcktmnaary o coputer now man.
Dude 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ppppppppfffart
Palin: Looky, Ma! I got a teevee show about some fish and bears! It pays 12 million dollars. Gee shucks, I got a Twitter and I'm gonna post a folksy new word to the Urban Dictionary now!
"Bearicious" - it means a delicious, vicious bear I just killed with my gun and Todd ran over with his snowmobile ta make sure it's killed dead! Let's eat, kids!
Dude 2: Posed it ta erbin dikstinary. Iy was drunky to.
Dude 1: Hay whaddas SUCK rilly mean like rily i nvr got nun on my dkc.
Dude 2: Gitta dam hadn offmy nek U LLLOOOOOSER hay Put er ggogllookorp on ubann DIcktmnaary o coputer now man.
Dude 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ppppppppfffart
Palin: Looky, Ma! I got a teevee show about some fish and bears! It pays 12 million dollars. Gee shucks, I got a Twitter and I'm gonna post a folksy new word to the Urban Dictionary now!
"Bearicious" - it means a delicious, vicious bear I just killed with my gun and Todd ran over with his snowmobile ta make sure it's killed dead! Let's eat, kids!
urban dictionary by Tee$ May 22, 2011
Urban Dictionary
Hey john the pedophile down the street goes on Urban dictionary all the time for luring little kids into his van
Urban Dictionary by DaT 1 GuY 696969 April 22, 2011
Urban Dictionary
A website where words average words are given prank-like defintions and/or related to a meme with an example and created by anyone who went to the website and decided to make a definiton.
James: Oh dude I just made my 50th definition on Urban Dictionary!
Joe: What's that City Dictionary?
James: Also, my 50th definition was Urban Dictionary...
Joe: Good for you.
Joe: What's that City Dictionary?
James: Also, my 50th definition was Urban Dictionary...
Joe: Good for you.
Urban Dictionary by JoeAndJames July 19, 2011