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Twitter Atheist 

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
Twitter Atheist by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
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Twitter whore

A non-public figure/celebrity verified Twitter account that interaction farms or rage baits for money.
There are so many Twitter whores at the bottom of Pop Base’s posts hoping they’ll annoy stans.
Twitter whore by anonymous January 2, 2024
A name for a big fat twat, commonly used in slang for insulting people you really don't like.
"She's a right twatter she is"
Twatter by Anonymous739291 November 7, 2024
T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)

tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud
jake: *goes on Twitter*

jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟
Twitter by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024

twitter vibes 

Refers to the popularity of a person (e.g. singer or celebrity) only based on the amount of tweets talking about them. This does not always translate to actual popularity with the general public. It is mostly used on Stan Twitter as a drag.
Person 1: "mind you, beyoncé IS the greatest and most influential pop star of the 21st century"
Person 2: "the greatest based on twitter vibes btw"
twitter vibes by repufolklore November 27, 2024
A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS
OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER
TWITTER by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024

Twitter formely knows as X 

A saying to mock jouranlists and newspaper reminding that "X is formely known as Twitter" in reports about X/Twitter. Defined by YouTube shitposter and YouTuber BlindHawk aka Novel Room.

Also, it mocks the name "X" because it was so bad that it immediately died as it launched with it.
"I posted something on Twitter formely knows as X."