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Touching Pickles

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.
by DisasterWeenie August 17, 2019
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0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.
'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'
by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018
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Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.
Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass
by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023
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imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi
guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"
by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024
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double touch

when you get very drunk then end up gettin high at the same time
Me and my buddies went to the bar last night and got a double touch. I'm going through a hangover, but it was worth it!
by iva409 June 22, 2007
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Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek
Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch
by Bakarra December 4, 2014
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touch grass

The term "touch grass" is a colloquial expression that has become popular on social media and in online communities. It generally means to go outside and spend time in nature or to take a break from the internet or other indoor activities.

The phrase "touch grass" has gained popularity in the context of online discourse, particularly in gaming and meme communities, where it is often used as a playful admonishment to people who spend too much time in front of screens. It is also sometimes used as a way to encourage people to take a break from their devices and engage in physical activity or outdoor recreation.

Overall, the term "touch grass" is meant to convey the importance of getting outside, connecting with nature, and taking a break from the digital world.
Person A: "I've been playing video games for six hours straight, my eyes hurt."

Person B: "Dude, you need to touch grass. Go outside and get some fresh air."
by KylomaskGamer April 29, 2023
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