Driving in my car right after a beer

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

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denver drive-by

When a car (or pedestrian) drives by blasting you/your car/your place of business with large amounts of cannabis smoke

"Damn dude, you smell that? "
"Yeah, we just got blasted by a Denver drive-by"

by N8CHE April 13, 2017

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Buford drive

A miserable stretch of delapatated roadway that eats your soul from eastern Alabama to south of atlanta in the least efficient possible way.

Hey bro, while driving on Buford drive, I comptemplated suicide 37 times, attempted suicide 23 times, failed suicide 22 times, and finally succeeded 1 time...

- sent from your dead friend Steve.

by Over rated under payed taxi February 9, 2018

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Pleasant Drive

The place where a neighborhood of kids can grow up happily.

Remember when those two got married on Pleasant Drive when they were 5?!

by StevieBitch. June 9, 2009

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hard drives

to stick a dick in the vagina

he hard drives his girlfriend when he is with her in a room alone.

by myboyedd November 8, 2018

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Kraken drive

A means of propulsion in Kerbal Space Program that harnesses the power of the Space Kraken to propel the player's ship forwards in a manner that defies the laws of physics. Examples include the heat shield propeller, the ladder drive, and the docking port drive.

A: No matter how hard i tried, i just couldn't fit the delta-v AND the thrust into the same rocket.
B: Well then, Kraken drive it is!

by anuncertainsomeone November 28, 2022

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