part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family

Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child

by Pikialo April 16, 2017

The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Yes.

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese

"wow, hes such a moon child!"

by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022

twit-child

Justin Bieber.

Why are you a twit-child?

by ThisisforyouFei June 6, 2010

child

Thomas, isn't it?

Are you child yes

by Sir Mr. Incognitus April 18, 2021

misunderstood bad child

A child who is misunderstood and labeled the bad child and is the oldest cousin and is the least favorite grand child of their grandparents. So basically Deacon Layne Singleton (Me)

I'm such a Misunderstood bad child, mom. I wish I was any of my cousins, I hate my life. They always do stuff with my other cousins like vacations, shopping sprees, and love them more, and never get mad at them for the most tiniest things I'm only 14 mom and i've been treated like this by them ever since i learned how to talk, probably even before that.

by Misunderstooduselessgrandchild July 25, 2025

Child

Annoying post-fetus "thing"

"ewwww a child"

by Kenny6942000 January 28, 2023