Posh wank

A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.

Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank

by MR_Sir March 9, 2018

Ghost Wank

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.

Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.

by Merulone August 20, 2021

british wank

To wank ur willy

Masturbate

Beat ur meat

Choke the chicken

"I just totally did the British wank bro"

"Do u ever get any pussy"

by Whyiseveryfuckinghandletaken May 15, 2017

spank and wank

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.

"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."

by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017

nature wank

The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.

One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.

by Jbaart96 February 28, 2016

Wank Off

To beat the fuck out of your dick.

Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.

by DoctorEbola December 2, 2018

Branch Wank

Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.

Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.

by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011