the breezy turtle 

the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.

damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!

the breezy turtle by DRFINEST2010 June 2, 2010

Burping the Turtle 

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.

"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"

Burping the Turtle by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 7, 2012

Choking the turtle 

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

Choking the turtle by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014

Retard Turtle 

When performing the Awkward Turtle, The person who doesn't know how to properly conduct it and instead face the palms to each other.

Person 1: *Performs retard turtle* "Awkward..."
Person 2: Dude, that turtle is retarded.

Retard Turtle by MikenRiss July 8, 2010

Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies! 

When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'

Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)

Put it together fast and you get it! :D

Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!

Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies! by gilliaanx August 5, 2011

tardy the turtle 

"Slow" turtle from 'The Greg the Bunny Show". Has a Phd from Harvard and like to eat sandwiches.

Tardy the Turtle:"The crayon's taste like purple"

tardy the turtle by theangryscot September 29, 2006

evict the turtle 

From "Turtle heading," when you force out the "Turtle, also see "Decapitate" the turtle

"dude, i was turtle heading so bad, totally busting my guts, till im gonna go evict the turtle in your room"

evict the turtle by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008