slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Penis Slap

When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.

ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.

ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.

by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019

Bread slap

When a flat chested hoe walks up to you and slaps you with her nasty lack of cleavage.

That slut at the other table just gave steve a bread slap

by Niess 2 September 30, 2011

Slap-Vaughan

While dick-slapping you fellow male friend while asleep as a joke you obtain an accidental erection but non deterred you continue, but eventualy spunk in his face, enjoying the deviant act.

Matthew Slap-Vaughan'd his unexpectant guest

by King Luke August 8, 2009

Bombardi Slap

To slap someone with their penis. (e.g. certain scenes on jackass or viva la bam)

I totally just bombardi slapped you in the face! pwnt.

by Th3LoadR October 16, 2008

Peanutbutter Slap

When one has peanutbutter on their hand and yells "peanutbutter slap" and slaps them hard on the face

Man I gave him a peanutbutter slap because he wouldn't shut up!

by shambly March 23, 2010

meat slap

slapping other peoples dicks #not masturbaiting

i will meat slap my dad

by yugioh is better than fortnite April 25, 2019