Jon The Simp

Jon is a simp that simps over Trin/Lucid
Person 1: Lucid is in love with Jon!
Person 2: You know its Jon The Simp
Person 1: OMG WTF
by Caleb Is EPIC October 15, 2020
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Kurumi._.simp

A sexy motherfucker who posts the best stuff on TikTok
Yeah that’s kurumi._.simp the guy who’s sexy and funny
by Xenostrash May 03, 2021
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alondra simp

a simp for a pretty girl name Alondra. With how perfect she is, there's a lot of Alondra simps out there.
Girl look, its clearly another Alondra simp. He's too busy thinking about getting Saturday bread for her just move on.
by Eric Yong January 29, 2022
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Simp Prison

Simp: "I just donted 1000 to my queen pokikane!!!1!!1!!"
Chad: GO TO SIMP PRISON!
by I eat poop 69 January 22, 2022
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Simp Money

Simp Money is defined as a term for stupid or outrageous spending decisions to even semi outrageous or pricey ones! Usually ones that seems stupid at the time or just feels like you're wasting your money on. These caliber to decisions you feel like you're either going to regret because it's not going to be worth the money or that seem outrageously overpriced than it should be.

(example: like donating me to a twitch thot $100 thinking she's gonna give you special Snu Snu treatment)
Sed: Hot damn how much did you spend on that new hotness!

Teg: Alot man for the amount of simp money I spent on this it better damn be worth it!
by Zombomb July 01, 2020
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Simp Biscuit

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife
by Haydvn February 23, 2023
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