Rusty Cunt

An asshole when used as a sex orifice, due to it's brown colour and ability to be used as an alternative to the vagina.

She was being a cunt, so naturally I put it in her rusty cunt. Seemed like her kind of thing.

by YeahWrite! August 6, 2010

Rusty Cup

A term used to describe a sports professional past his/her prime. Most commonly used in association with a washed-up baseball catcher or a previously successful golfer.

"He was such a good catcher, and now he's just an ol' rusty cup."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.

Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.

by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007

rusty lookin

old: dirty: raunchy, not cool lookin;ugly

Boy get your own rusty lookin behind on somewhere

by jazzy jazz August 5, 2008

Rusty BuZZkiLLaR

The act of performing an "Arabian Hot Pocket" followed by a "Rusty Burrito" and finishing up with a "Golden Shower". Totally killing the buzz of any sexual gratification.

1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)

2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.

3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.

4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.

5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.

I told your girlfriend if she speaks out of turn again I'll give her the Rusty BuZZkiLLaR! If she talks back I'll follow it up with a Portuguese Bow Tie!

by Purple Reilly January 1, 2010

rusty bullet wound

Rusty bullet wound is a phrase that describes someones or somethings arse hole....

Holy shit! That dirty bitch I pulled when I was pissed last night let me bone her right in the rusty bullet wound!..... .

by mrinkredible..... September 22, 2010

Rusty venture

The Definition of a Rusty Venture is highly disputed, but the first Rusty Venture took place in a young boys room. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your Junk turns red.

The boy soon realized the mistake giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by RustyTimes November 25, 2010