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Hipster Punk

A closed minded person who listens to obscure punk bands and throws it in peoples face.

Reversible, Example: Punk Hipster

Unlike the hipster, they may be hard to spot based on looks alone. Also, unlike the hipster, a Hipster Punk is more rare. One can only be a Hipster Punk if they are generally closed minded about music refuse to admit that punk lyricists can be tone deaf.
What a Hipster Punk may say when talking about music

You listen to (band that most people agree is good), only D-bags listen to that, you need to listen to some (tone deaf punk band that most agree have no vocal talent)
Hipster Punk by Tiny Hay November 20, 2010
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pop punk 

Pop punk is best described as pure, unadulterated crap. Thats right, nothing good makes its way into this music. You will know that you are listening to pop punk when you have the sudden urge to kill yourself. The bands who play the music usually know 3 chords on their respective instruments, plus someone bangs on a single snare drum. The most common characteristic of a pop punk fan is a large cleft centered on the face, surrounded with short, curly hair and a tiny, sensitive bud located within a few folds of skin, in the upper portion. The color of the hair usually matches the eyebrows. A pop punk fan also has no tolerance for good bands, and will commonly say such uneducated statements like "The Beatles suck, man, put on some Guster, rock on, derrrrrrr". You may substitute "The Beatles" for any classic/90's rock band. To form a band name for your own pop punk band, pick an obscure word out of Webster's, and then follow it with a dash and a random number of 3 digits or less.
St. Peter: Why do you think you deserve to be in heaven son? After all, suicide is a mortal sin.
You: Well, Pete, I accidentally heard a pop punk song...
St. Peter: Say no more, my son. Welcome to heaven, and you won't have to hear that shit here. Would you like your complimentary Led Zep album now, or later?
pop punk by ska_talon January 6, 2005
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Emo-Punk 

Fuck Green Day is EMO-PUNK!!!
Emo-Punk by Crushtheworld October 17, 2006

pop punk 

crapola pop music with a tacky £100 guitar playing two chords in the background of some 19 year old twat trying to imitate blink 182 but failing to do so bcos if they swear the mainstream wont want them and that would be shit cos they wouldnt get any money would they?no!
pop punk by nicci March 22, 2004

gay goth punk rock 

The guy made the definition obviously hasn't heard a full song from Korn or SOAD, much less tried to learn or interpet their lyrics. Probably saw their music videos once on MTV, and changed the channel after 5 seconds because they looked different. Most likely a trendy-ass music prep that listens to nothing but pop and (c)rap shit played on TRL and doesn't know the difference between a punk and a goth. I'm not crazy about Slipknot and haven't heard of saliva, but anyone that calls Korn or SOAD gay are trying too soft to handle their music or too dumb to appreciate their artistry(especially that of SOAD).
gay goth punk rock by Sam February 14, 2004

Gutter Punk 

Punk that is poor and is living mostly off garbage and anything else he can do to servive. Reason for the really trash clothes and most tears on his pants. Turned into a fashion in the late 80's... those that used it for fasion are refered to as a poser
no example i could think of
Gutter Punk by skaterpunk1007 July 12, 2004
Hes just a CM Punk
CM Punk by chickenrun29292 July 20, 2010