Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)
"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"
by NumaticPatrick February 20, 2016
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.
by thefoetus February 20, 2016
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out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
by mr shush July 27, 2010
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Plant Pot Defender

Gay Bitch who smokes pot all day and is usually to busy for his friends and hates people, most likely a virgin on discord
that guys name is plant pot defender must be a homo
by Not TrevorBear123 January 19, 2021
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Big Pot Roast Energy

Energy one might exude when they are described as being far more than just a "snacc"
Person A: Wow she ain't just a snacc, she's the whole meal!
Person B: That's some Big Pot Roast Energy she's got there.
by Basket of Cranberries December 07, 2019
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Venezuelan Coffee Pot

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 02, 2019
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Putting the lid on the pot

When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut
guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot
by DetIkkeForkert April 08, 2018
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