toileter

Someone who wants to be your toilet.
person 1: Can i be your toilet?

person 2: Ew go away you toileter
by doggtorp March 01, 2023
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Toileter

Someone who is in the toilet reasing themselves,,,
The toileter was just few minutes to leave the toilet after suffering from running stomach.
by Thiboz October 30, 2018
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The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.
It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.
by MAGAdude April 10, 2025
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toilet 2for

When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.
Biff: Dude I just got a toilet 2for in the Hooters bathroom

Rod: Nooiicce!
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spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.
Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!
by Pbndick March 13, 2017
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Toilet Rumble

Toilet Rumble is an event in which a group of people go into the nearest bathroom and hang out.
Toilet Rumble also has multiple names for how many people are joining. Said names are: Duo, Trio, Squad, Rumble, Royale, Mania.
There are also other code-names, including Stingy Stalls, Commode Mischief, Universal Urination, Anal Antics, and Latrine Looters.
Hey, remember Toilet Rumble is at 11:55 A.M.
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Toilet Rumble

Toilet Rumble is an event that is scheduled by someone, and they invite their friends. Toilet Rumble is a time to hangout in the bathroom, and typically they make noises in the stalls. Toilet Rumble also has different names for the amount of people attending, and can only go up to 6. The Toilet Rumble names: Toilet Duo (2), Toilet Trio (3), Toilet Squad (4), Toilet Rumble (5), and Toilet Royale (6).
Carver and Tyce are going to Toilet Rumble, do you want to come too?
by rumbler200 April 11, 2024
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