Dan

verb. to Dan someone. i.e to cut off the tip of someone's dick, giving the impression that they have a smaller penis than before. This is done to imitate the Dan, also known as the man with a 0.5mm penis

Jake: Dude, Alexander pissed me off, so I just Dan'd him
Carl: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Alexander: *Screaming* I BECAME DAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by GEneralfIGs March 15, 2018

Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.

"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"

by thornbrook April 19, 2025

dan robson

fag

A wild Dan Robson appeared (fag)

by robinisaspastic October 26, 2015

Dan Dan

A person who is related to Danny Devito and i love them

Nick: Omg you’re such a Dan Dan

by illvsoni November 25, 2021

Dan

The sweetest thing in the world. 6’3 midget gem. My bestest friend & more. Life without him would be shit. I love him a little (a little too much). He’s the real rae of sunshine

Dan Dan is my man man

by Raeeeeeofsunshine December 23, 2021

DAN-BOX

a small man with ligma

LOOK ITS A DAN-BOX

by by noob king January 11, 2019

Dan Pitman

Penis loving mother fucker

That guy is like a Dan Pitman, he’s a pernis loving mother fucker

by Long Dong McSlong October 18, 2019