Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm

Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

Cooked noodle

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub

Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!

by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017

Mc Noodled

A meth head doing the face tweak and jerking their limbs wildly.

Man, that dude on the corner looks likes he's been Mc Noodled.

by Car eyes January 1, 2022

Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit

“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”

by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020

bicken noodle soup

A Blood gang member's preferred and favorite soup

What did you it before that driveby?
I just had some Bicken Noodle Soup.

by Real_Connah November 26, 2016

Noodle Sucker

A translation of a pun in japanese made in the anime Daily Lives of High School Boys referring to a person who is attracted to ones physical appearance

Those girls are noodle suckers

by Autumn Variation February 16, 2025

Wobbly noodle

Soft penis

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle

by bri3hunna February 8, 2021