Hi my names is Scum Bag Jones and.. I am.. a noodle dude
by ScumBagJones December 5, 2018
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A ball python that is curled up in a ball and loves nothing more than to not get booped
by Dale yearry sr April 19, 2020
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In the game of golf in the time of the corona virus, slices of pool noodles are placed in the hole cups making it easier to retrieve your golf ball from the cup. This lessens the spread of the virus. This also causes the ball to bounce out of the cup sometimes. When this happens the player still gets the credit for "sinking" the ball. Attributing the ball leaving the cup to a "noodle bounce".
On the last hole Chuck was going for the par and his best score. The ball went in but bounced out. We told him don't worry it was obviously a noodle bounce.
by big bbbbbbb May 23, 2020
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This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?
Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"
by Shutupand February 28, 2016
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Alexus and Natalie eating noodles and actually chilling.
Natalie: Lets noodle and chill!
Alexus: Okay! Be there in a minute with the noodles.
by anonymousmoscato January 31, 2016
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The mispronounciation of the least cooler set of words Nicka noodle.
Fat man: N-word Nooodle(vine boom), N-word Noodle(vine boom), N-WORD NOODLE (vine boom)(comsuption of a large amount of ramen noodles.
by 🤤 chesecak March 25, 2022
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