potato noodle

1.Someone who is a good noodle and also is a potato (look up definition of potato to understand).

2. A noodle that is made from a potato.

"Miyah you're such potato noodle."

by Potatonoodleperson123 September 22, 2017

noodled down

The act of being seduced into bed, usually by a male

John: Hey man, I heard you really noodled down Stacy last night!
Tom: Yeah, it was so great!

by James-thenerd November 6, 2017

Boiled Noodle

It's what The Rock truly is.

The Rock? More like Boiled Noodle

by SvenTheSwedishGuy March 23, 2023

Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

Noodles

A neck.

Dem noodles doe.

by Napmaster9000 July 13, 2017

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022