Cap that

When someone says some dumb shit and you ain't fucking with it, like you don't think its a good idea

John: aye we should go in the woods
Chris: nah , cap that

by Prettymuchahoe...woohoo August 20, 2018

Cap

When someone is lying

p1 - "Broooo some guy jumped out of a plane while doing a backflip and 360 noscope with a 148 javelin missle."

p2 - "Cap."

by Al-shish kabob May 15, 2022

Bull Cap

Something that is false... not true... an extended statement of fact that is not actually factual.

Rowan- “Hey Jerry, did you read Reuben’s paper on gorillas?

Jerry- Yeah, after the opening paragraph, it was full of bull cap.

by Trishertreats May 12, 2021

Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024

cap

simply, not the truth

bunny loves me more, than i love her, that’s cap.

by kamiphobia October 5, 2021

murder cap

It’s for cunts like RONAL THE GREAT

I’m putting yeg on the map like a murder cap

by Yeg mandem January 24, 2018

Cap

making money off a business deal that you orchestrated between two people you know.

Ex. I cant let him meet my people because im trying to cap

Middleman ; Middlemanning

Ex. Its my plug, so you know I'm cappin

I can't let him meet my people cuz you know I'm trying to cap

Its my plug, so you know I'm cappin

by Mylito Mo$$ June 14, 2018