Woke milk

Woke milk is a term that defines any alternative or fake milk product made that is not made by the mammary glands of mature female animals. Examples of woke milk are Soy, Almond, Oat and Coconut type liquids. Woke milks are a recent addition to the human dietary profile against animal milks which have been consumed by humans for over two thousand years.

Barista: Morning sir, would you like full fat milk, or one of our woke milk alternatives in your low-fat, fair trade, dry, caramel cappuccino today?

by Dante Caine March 15, 2022

milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 23, 2011

Dead Milk

Semen that doesn't make babies.

"He put his dead milk in me."

by The Dwagonborn January 26, 2018

milk job

Using breast milk for lubrication and nutrition during oral sex

Your mom always had a milk job after you where born

by dick smart October 2, 2016

Birthday milk

Birthday milk are me special words

Person:birthday milk are me special words
Other person:ok

by I like birthday milk May 1, 2020

Milk shake

The act of cumming in girls mouth so hard it comes out her nose.

Damn that girl sucked my dick so good, I have her a milk shake.

by FTW Dirty Mike July 6, 2020

Choccy Milk

One of the best online friends of the person writing this. Choccy, if you ever see this: HELLO

Choccy Milk is my bestie

by Wildheart_HC November 8, 2022