Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023

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Max

Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!

Max is the as God. Everyone wants a friend named Max

by Bram Lessc November 21, 2021

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Scab Maxing

Scab maxing is when you cheese grate your penis until it bleeds and you let the scab crust. After it has crusted you peel the scab off and eat it. Thus gaining protein and enhancing penile size.

Yo Brendan I was just scab maxing yesterday it finally crusted, only for the lions.

by Breastmet Wazibara April 30, 2025

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Gasoline-Maxing

drinking gasoline as excessive amounts like the true sigma you are.

"Bro you sound thirsty.."
"IM GASOLINE-MAXING OK? I-"

by toastedrigatoni August 5, 2025

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Max

Tall fishing boy

Person 1: Is that Obama thats fishing?

Person 2: No its just Max

by Gampis July 12, 2021

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Max is a charmer! he likes to charm all the ladies but has trouble actually staying with just one. Usually secretive by nature he won’t reveal who he truly likes and asks his friends to set him up as he often gets shy! he’s really good at sports and the guys love having him around. At best he’s fun, flirty and has a wild sense of humour but just don’t get on his bad side as he has a raging temper and often suffers from mood swings. A great party animal though! you would want to have him to get the party going!

“bro you seen Max lately, he’s always getting the party going”

by badbitch256 November 23, 2021

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