May 29

International suck off your bf's bully day

Guy 1: hey, wanna go on a double date this Sunday?
Guy 2: sorry can't, my gf's busy this Sunday
Guy 1: oh yeah, it's May 29, huh

by Not_a_cool_doood May 30, 2021

ay may

Significa "AY MADRE"

ay may! se me han olvidado las llaves!

by suspense April 26, 2015

May 17th

May 17th is national give your cat a cuddle day. If you don’t have a cat go hug your friends cat. If you don’t hug a cat then it’s your loss

Person number 1: what day is it?
Person 2: may 17th 🙄
Person number 1: oh shiet I need to go hug the cat

by Lou is hazzas babie🤤 November 11, 2019

May 6

eyelash appreciation day

💕💗💞💓
embrace those baddies

boy : yo g it may 6

girl : OMG ITS EYELASH APPRECIATION DAY BRB TTYL ILY BAE

by poopygaydiaperpants May 5, 2020

May 17th

National soapy b00b picture day

On may 17th every girl should send a male a soapy tit picture

by Aaron0848 May 17, 2022

May 5th

National If your boyfriend complements you then you must give him a kiss right on the lips day

“Y/n your so beautiful!”

“Thank you sm! But it’s may 5th sooo” * kisses*

by Simpin forem May 3, 2022

may 17

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

by g4qqy May 6, 2022