machine gun shot gun

What little kids and ignorant people would call a "automatic shot gun".
Person 1
" They should make a Machine gun shot gun, it would be so OP."

Person 2
"Are you retarded!"
by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018
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gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
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not the machine

a retarded meme of a kid with autism named kaylob saying words such as "not the machine" "lets hide" hey you" "again" over complextro music that became popular amongst the sANDBOX gmod community
alphapro99: NOT THE MACHINE OUT NOW!!!!
me: shut the fuck up that song is retarded as hell
by barrysgod December 01, 2023
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washing machine cunt

Here is an example of it using.

"Fuck you washing machine cunt"

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by googleverbmaker2 October 18, 2017
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Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
by May 18, 2024
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German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants
Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids
by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023
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tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass
"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."
by Gabraham November 29, 2016
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