Child support vending machine 

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

Child support vending machine by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Glornops the Nightmare Machine 

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

Glornops the Nightmare Machine by preeves_ July 8, 2022

Mr_Meme_Machine 

someone who is a real memer and is a funny person

joe swanson syndrome is like Mr_Meme_Machine

Mr_Meme_Machine by my studious uncle July 14, 2022

egg bag machine 

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

egg bag machine by Eggolus July 19, 2022

Rage Against The Machine 

See: Commie
Also See: Poser, attention whore

Rage Against The Machine sucks dick and hate capitalism

Rage Against The Machine by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022

Soup Powered Fuck Machine 

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.

She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

Soup Powered Fuck Machine by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022

Joint Rolling Machine 

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

Joint Rolling Machine by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022