A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025
Get the Land sealmug. The Land of Aquarius is a website that talks about nearly every aspect of the Universe. It then shows how to use that knowledge to help yourself out on this planet.
The Land of Aquarius talks about a mixture of quantum science and ancient knowledge. The laws of Quantum physics and ancient knowledge tell us that the world is actually an illusion. Since it is an illusion, we can create any reality we wish to see just by changing our thoughts about it.
by ConcernedCitizenoftheGalaxy May 6, 2011
Get the land of aquariusmug. The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
Get the Lunar Landingmug. The illusionary state of mind when someone consumes the drug Ketamine. The state of mind can be so extreme that the consumer feels that they are in a whole different universe or land.
by Druf175 March 5, 2011
Get the Ket Landmug. by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023
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Get the Land Snorkelingmug.