A fat kid who plays football because he is fat. Probably good at playing video games and eating like a fat fuck. Loves to lift but it doesn't help because he is fat and he is probably a whitewashed indian
by ttfioq e9 October 22, 2020
Get the kevin thomasmug. 
A redneck with a huge dick and is always in a mood Hes always there to protect the one girl he really cares about! He will not tolerate any bullshit and will fight for what is right. He smells great and always look amazing
by Banny heart May 14, 2015
Get the kevin easonmug. Used to describe a badass. sometimes know as Kev, Raney, The bandit, and Jesus . To be a "Kevin Raney" one must posses:a beard, abnormally large genitals,skol vodka, and the love of picking heavy ass shit up and dubstep.
A wild kevin may be approaching if you notice one of these signs:
•you hear
-wub wub wub
-45s clinging together
-screaming as if falling from sky
•you see
-chrome 20s
• you smell
- fruit roll up deodorant
If you encounter a wild " kevin Raney " do not approach . May be armed and dangerous .
•you hear
-wub wub wub
-45s clinging together
-screaming as if falling from sky
•you see
-chrome 20s
• you smell
- fruit roll up deodorant
If you encounter a wild " kevin Raney " do not approach . May be armed and dangerous .
by Bandit 420 yolo swag 666 February 6, 2014
Get the Kevin Raneymug. guy 1: woah that guy looks kinda sad, he must of broke up with his girl, failed accounting and is asian
guy 2: woah! ITS KEVIN JIANG.
guy 2: woah! ITS KEVIN JIANG.
by lolurmadg June 21, 2020
Get the kevin jiangmug. Kevinism -
Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019
Get the The Religion Kevinismmug. The common misspelling of mevin kalone. Mevin is the only non fiction character in the show called The Office. He is the smartest and most handsome character and easily outshines his peers.
by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020
Get the Kevin Malonemug.